Headred to DC to kill for Satan and see #Pentagram !!!*!*!!**!*!*!
Yoooo I got the sweetest skort from target!!!!

I’ve never been able to identify with posting messages to the deceased on facebook

I don’t think any form of the afterlife involves the internet

I feel way more comfortable going to a grave or viewing or just meditating idk

"I’m getting a tattoo of a specific Hindu symbol bc I read a quote on facebook that I liked and now I’m like half Hindu. I’m like really spiritual." *sticks glue-on rhinestone on forehead*

"What’s cultural appropriation?"

HEY FILES INSTEAD OF TAKING 5EVER TO DOWNLOAD HB U JUST DO IT NOW

tychobrohan:

Guess how much eggplant parm I’m gonna eat tonight

The answer is however much fits

Plot twist: there isn’t any eggplant to be had. :-(

Guess how much eggplant parm I’m gonna eat tonight

The answer is however much fits